Tuesday, 13 March 2007

Redcliffe

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Saturday, 10 March 2007

Techie offenses

 LX and Sound Offenses-
Missed pickup $ 20.00
Missed tape cue $ 20.00
Late tape cue $ 50.00
Early tape cue $ 75.00
Wrong tape cue $ 150.00
Going on an uncalled cue $ 10.00
Not going on an uncalled cue $ 500.00
Failure to bail out clueless stage manager $ 0.01
Unauthorized bailing out of clueless stage manager OSTRACISM
Failure to duck out offensive orchestral players $ 35.00
Failure to duck out offensive vocalizations $ 55.00
Feedback $ 100.00
Falling asleep at console $ 20.00
Causing feedback by falling asleep at console $ 150.00
Audible snoring at console $ 75.00
Making audible rude comments on the performance $ 5.00
Failure to maintain correct mixing levels $ 150.00
Failure to correct glaring errors caused by designer $ 50.00
Correcting glaring errors caused by designer LOSS OF JOB

Wireless Offenses-
Failure to mute faulty wireless $ 100.00
Failure to mute wireless when actor is not on stage $ 50.00
Failure to mute wireless while actor is in bathroom $ 2.00
Recording wireless while actor is in bathroom $ 0.00
Recording wireless while actor is gossiping $ 0.00
Listening to wireless gossip on headphones WHO'LL KNOW?
Self-serving use of wireless gossip $ 5,000.00

General Offenses-
Excessive whining $ 10,000.00
Excessive cheerfulness $ 15,000.00
Hiding/sleeping during load-in ELECTROCUTION
Hiding/sleeping during load-out HANGING